Inspired by our brilliant trip to the Unicorn Theatre this week, your 100 Word Challenge this week is to write 100 words exactly (no more, no less) based on the prompt:
…the chair…
Inspired by our brilliant trip to the Unicorn Theatre this week, your 100 Word Challenge this week is to write 100 words exactly (no more, no less) based on the prompt:
…the chair…
The chair the chair,
We will cut you and your hair,
And leave you in despair,
Don’t think I care,
Because I’m the Barber and I own the chair.
The chair the chair,
You will never pay your fare,
Because once you step into the mysterious lair,
You will never again breathe air.
Don’t think I care,
Because I’m the Barber and I own the chair.
The chair the chair,
I warn you beware,
Because we will catch you unawares,
And all you will be able to do is make a prayer.
Don’t think I care because I’m the Barber and I own the chair.
The chair the chair,
Something happened that was very rare,
Someone escaped from the Barber’s chair!!!
Here are 95 innovative chairs:
ADDE
AGAM
ALRIK
ALSEDA
ÄPPLARÖ
ARVIKA
BERNHARD
BJURSTA
BLÅMES
BOJNE
BOLMEN
BÖRJE
BUNSÖ
BOSWELL
CORNELIS
DALFRED
EKENÄS
EKERÖ
EKENÄSET
EKTORP
ELMER
ESBJÖRN
FÄRGGLAD
FINNTORP
FJÄLLB
FLAXIG
FRANKLIN
FRODE
GAMLEBY
GLENN
GLIVARP
GLOTTEN
GUNDE
HENRIKSDAL
TIRUP
HOLMSEL
INGOLF
KIVIK
IVAR
JANINGE
JOKKMOKK
JULES
JIMI
LÄCKÖ
LANDSKRONA
KARLSTAD
KAUSTBY
URBAN
KORPO
LÄTT
LERHAMN
LYCKSELE HÅVET
LYCKSELE LÖVÅS
MALKOLM
MAMMUT
MARKUS
MÄSTERBY
MOLGER
MURBO
MUREN
NIPPRIG
NISSE
NOLBYN
NOMINELL
NORRNÄS
PATRIK
PELLO
POÄNG
POPPTORP
PREBEN
ROBERGET
TIMSFORS
SANSAD
SIARÖ
SKÅLBERG
SNILLE
SÖDERHAMN
SPORREN
STOCKHOLM
STRANDMON
SUNDVIK
TÄRENDÖ
TERJE
TOBIAS
TIDAFORS
TORKEL
TULLSTA
VILGOT
VILMAR
VOLFGANG
VOLMAR
ELECTRIC CHAIR…
Haha! Very good Jimi – I notice a Scandinavian theme?
There’s one called Jimi!!
Very interesting, Jimi! (not the chair, the person)
5 June 1960
I glanced at the guards of Alcatraz, my face sweated, my feet echoed as I stepped on the stone floor and then a door opened. Sparks scattered across the floor. My my head dropped and it went silent.
12 June 1960
“Where is the gun” He spat in my face as my hands were tightly fastened to the Chair. Electrical wires were on my drowning head and on my thin bony legs ,”It’s” … A bullet sound was heard from far. Blood splat vigorously onto the the floor.
will you dare
to sit on the chair
will you survive?
could you stay alive?
the chair will take this into consideration
how bad will it make your situation?
when you sit
upon the seat
who knows what visions you will meet
will you laugh
will you scream
how horrendous is your dream?
tales of mermaids
tales of witches
tales of mirrors
tales of riches
who knows what will greet you there
as you sit upon the chair
many braver died before
just what makes you so so sure?
how much pain can you endure
lie motionless against the floor?
or will you be free to walk the door
who knows what could be in store
torture, sorrow, and much more…
Chairs are seats that we can sit on.
Here are a few types of chair:
Armchair
A arm chair is a chair that has arms for people to rest their arms on. It is usually comfy and has a thick seat pad. Sometimes armchairs have springs in the seat.
Chair
This is the commonest chair that people use often. Often, this chair is made of wood and has a thin seat pad. These chairs have no arms on them.
Stool
A stool is a chair that has no back on it. They are sometimes made with three legs not four.
I have been thinking about chairs for a while now ( I know it’s weird). Comfy chairs, hard chairs and my favourite chair, the computer chair. I really do like chairs, but there is one chair in my house that is simply plain. It has no feeling or touch when you sit on it. I call it, ‘the chair’. It’s just in a little corner doing nothing, well of course chairs do nothing! But I was wrong, I was thirsty and went downstairs to get a drink. The time was around midnight, after I heard a noise. It was coming from the living room, I turned on the light. Then I spotted that the chair was gone, but where…?
Sorry I couldn’t find the name of the second one!
By Danny
Before you start you have to acquire: four wooden poles whatever shape or size, a square or circular block of wood, a back of a chair and a bottle of super glue.
Instructions:
First, stand up the four wooden poles. Second, squeeze glue onto the tops of the four poles. Next, you put your block of wood on the floor and stick the poles onto the corners of the block of wood evenly. Finally attach the back with glue, and leave to dry overnight. Now you have your basic chair to use whenever!
The wrinkles, The crinkles,
The leathery smile,
And the soft padding,
Making sitting worthwhile,
Small ones, big ones, un-comfy too,
Pick the style that suits you.
Some consider them furniture,
Some extraordinary tools,
but chairs really have secret life pools,
within their stuffing
You see them on porches and on lawns
down by the lakeside,
usually arranged in pairs implying a couple
Who might sit there and look out
at the water or the big shade trees.
The trouble is you never see anyone
sitting in these chairs.
Though at one time it must have seemed
a good place to stop and do nothing for a while.
Sometimes there is a small table,
between the chairs where no one sits.
Perhaps with a glass or a book facedown.
A veranda, the best place to be
A dock, to look out at the sea.
100 Word challenge prompt The chair
By Tom Dickon Williams
As the young lad walk through the he saw it the famous Mona Lisa it was a ugly sight the picture the picture had been torn to pieces but the kid just walk right past it he was looking for the chair. Then when he turned the corner he saw it the diamond
We could make a playground for the chicks so they could have fun and put a trampoline in the playground.